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May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of his hand

-an Irish blessing

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Catching Up
  • Jesus:Hi, I'm Jesus Christ.
  • Pete:Wow! You're back!
  • Jesus:Yep. Yep. So what's been going on?
  • Pete:...don't you know all?
  • Jesus:It's complicated. Suffice it to say I could know all, but what's the fun in that? No surprises. Dad, the Holy Ghost and I did give free will partially so we could wager on what choices you'd all make.
  • Pete:And?
  • Jesus:You'll never go broke betting on humans to make the selfish, stupid choice is all I'll say.
  • Pete:Okay.
  • Jesus:Actually I've kept my nose out of all the stuff done in my name. Figured I'd get frustrated if I watched to closely. "Hey! I wouldn't do that!" and what have you.
  • Pete:Probably a smart move.
  • Jesus:But I know how humans are with patterns and anniversaries so I figured what better day to return to earth than the anniversary of the day I was crucified?
  • Pete:Okay.
  • Jesus:Wipe out the bad memory with a good one, you know?
  • Pete:Isn't that what Easter does?
  • Jesus:Easter? The pagan thing with the rabbit and the eggs? You all glommed that onto me?
  • Pete:Kinda. Peeps taste good.
  • Jesus:Pardon?
  • Pete:Never mind.
  • Jesus:Anyway, does this anniversary day have a catchy name too?
  • Pete:Yeah. Good Friday.
  • Jesus:...
  • Pete:...
  • Jesus:What was that?
  • Pete:Good Friday.
  • Jesus:GOOD Friday?
  • Pete:What's wrong?
  • Jesus:No, no, nothing's wrong. It just seems like an odd name. I mean, it wasn't a very good day for me, you know.
  • Pete:I think it's called that because you died for our sins so it's good for us.
  • Jesus:...
  • Pete:...
  • Jesus:Well that's a little self absorbed, isn' it?
  • Pete:I dunno. It's just what the church calls it.
  • Jesus:I mean how about "Rough But Necessary Friday?" Or "Jesus and the Horrible, Terrible, No Good Day?"
  • Pete:That's like a kid's book title.
  • Jesus:I know. I was using it to illustrate the point.
  • Pete:You know the titles of kids books but not the name of the day you were crucified?
  • Jesus:First, I told you I've kept out of religion. Everyone is allowed their passions. Even Christ.
  • Pete:Ha!
  • Jesus:What?
  • Pete:Passions..it's just...never mind.
  • Jesus:And secondly I DO know the name of the day I was crucified. It was called "The crappy day I got nailed to a cross...I think it was a Friday but who cares what day of the week it was, I was nailed to a cross Friday."
  • Pete:Sorry.
  • Jesus:It's fine. I'm guessing I'm going to find a few places where the church and I differ. Thanks for being willing to talk. Can we continue this chat over a hamburger?
  • Pete:Uh..no. It's Friday during Lent.
  • Jesus:So?
  • Pete:Uh oh.
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